Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Pop a gander at This! Volume I, in which Nick becomes Frustrated with the Internet

The internet is full of historic propaganda images. However, we are not studying the modern World Wars, so it matters not that THIS IS OUR ENEMY or that LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS. So after an hour of searching through communist and Nazi propaganda even though I specifically told Google "American", I most times only ended up with JOIN OR DIE or something along the lines of OBAMA IS HITLER, SHEEPLE.
Irrationally comparing someone to a mass murderer is one thing, but when you call me a sheep, you, sir, have gone too far.
Anyways, here's what I was able to find. It's not as great as I hoped it would be.

The Bostonians in Distress, 1774 by Philip Dawe
This one is pretty straight forward. "Help!" the people of Boston cry, as they have been caged by the British troops. Mom found out about all that tea partying, and she is not happy. Thus, Boston has been grounded. No public document burnings for a week. And just wait until your father gets home.
Benjamin Franklin and the rattlesnake were not the only celebrities of the time. As you may have noticed, the Liberty Tree of Boston and her noose, as made famous in the depiction of the tar and feathering of a Loyalist, makes her comeback, with the cage hanging from said tree and noose.

"The Bloody Massacre", 1770 by Paul Revere and Henry Pelham
There's actually a debate over who shot first? It seems to be made pretty clear, here! And Americans wouldn't lie. Washington forbid it through his wooden teeth.
The innocently portrayed colonists stand in awe that they could have done anything to instigate such violence. Meanwhile, the heartless British drown the town in gun smoke and bullets. Probably far more effective than the first image, as it shows Americans as innocent yet not as foolish, this cartoon and accompanying poem deliver a blow straight to the heart.

Thomas "Here Comes the" Paine, with pamphlets so patriot you'll pray for pardon

Thomas Paine, the famous pamphleteer. His publishing of The Crisis and Common Sense influenced the Loyalist James Chalmers to publish a competing pamphlet Plain Truth. Eventually. this turned into a "pamphlet war", the likes of which have never been seen sense. In fact, thousands lost their lives in the war, which is commonly known as the American Revolution. Contrary to popular belief, the war was over pamphlets, and American independence was just a bizarre side-effect.
Benjamin Franklin actually brought Paine to America, thus making his life meaningful for the first time he had ever experienced. America allowed Paine to become more than a writer; he also served in Washington's army. He continued to write after the war on many different subjects.

America: Birth of an Ego

Here's our friend the rattlesnake. Now that's he's in one piece, he's developed some sass and swagger. Considering all the necessary foreign aid America received, it was probably a bit obnoxious to everyone else when this cartoonist bragged America could take on even more British troops.

Federal Superstructure
This is really not saying a whole lot. God's hand is lifting Massachusetts into place along with the other states that had already ratified the Constitution. So, Massachusetts ratified the Constitution. That's about it. This is a bit after the Revolutionary War, of course.

"News for America, or the Patriots in the Dumps" 1776

While Lord North proclaims a British victory, America sits below weeping, and, well, in the dumps. This was a hard time for America, having just declared their independence but not yet receiving significant foreign aid. The British had every right to boast, as this was a bleak time for Patriots.

"The Horse America, Throwing His Master" 1779
Now this one is pretty complicated. The horse, believe it or not, represents America. Crazy, right? It was sneaky tactics like transforming from colonies to a crying naked lady in Britain to a bucking horse that won the war for America.
Silliness and sass aside, sir, America had been bucking for years. Now, however, is when foreign aid came, and things started to look up for that crazy horse of ours. Oh, and the fat guy is George III.
Sources: http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/brit-2.html
http://www.mccsc.edu/~jcmslib/silver/amrev/paineweb/index.htm (from pages around site)
http://www.1776mag.com/in-the-eyes-of-the-enemy-the-american-revolution-in-british-political-cartoons/
http://www.earlyamerica.com/earlyamerica/firsts/cartoon/columns.html











WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PRESIDENT NOW, SHEEPLE?!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Clash of the Empires! (spoiler alert: I win said clash)

Blogspot, currently topping my list 'o jerks, will not let me include pictures in this post. So instead, some links will have to do.

Picture 1: Coureur de Bois
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Coureur_de_bois.jpg
This sasquatch, also know as un coureur de bois, is a European fur trapper. This brave brute became bewitched with beaver bashing, but also brought bloodshed to the British.

Picture 2: Nova Scotia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nova_Scotia_from_space.jpg
"Nova Scotia!" Nick shouted, narrowly squinting. Neglect was salutary from the nannying state. Acadia was not only given to the British at Utrecht in 1713, but it was also renamed.

Picture 3: Captain Jenkins, You won't be much fun being blind, deaf, and dumb.
http://www.nzetc.org/tm/scholarly/tei-Bre01Whit-t1-body-d10.html
Poor Jenkins. Lost his ear and probably felt a bit guilty for the resulting war. His tongue wasn't in too good of shape either. The War began in 1739 between Britain and Spain, but guys like James Oglethrope kept the fighting pretty limited. That is, until it merged with the War of Austrian Succession.
A bit of a tangent: Ever see "It's a Wonderful Life"? About two hours of backstory and by the time the plot sets in, you're ready for it to be over. Like Spiderman 3. Anywho, I hope Jenkin's life wasn't so dreadfully tedious after losing his hearing on one side.

Picture 4: Louisbourg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Louisbourg02.jpg
Once French, than belonging to the English colonists, then once more French. This consolation prize of 1748 left the colonists pretty angry.
"Mom and Dad just don't understand me!" -America, 1748

Picture 5: Port Royal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Port-Royal_Nova-Scotia_1.jpg
Does this Port Royal compare to the one in Jamaica? Of course! Look how bustling it is! Party in the slightly taller wooden shed!
The British, who were pretty bad at their colonial battle strategy, were able to temporarily seize said port and use this victory of Queen Anne's War to come out on top during peace negotiations in 1713. A typical colonial war of the time, it featured the British against the French and Indians.